Yo mama central!

• Yo mama's like train tracks, she gets laid every where she goes.
• Yo mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she's ready to blow.
• Yo mama's like a doorknob, everbody gets a turn.
• Yo mama's like a race car, she can blow four riubbers a day. (Davy)
• Yo mama's like a vaccum cleaner. She sucks, she blows, and she gets laid in the closet. (Davy)
• Yo mama's like a hacker. She breaks into every thing.